As I sit here pumping I can not help but wonder about the bathroom etiquette of people. I just attempted to go to the bathroom and someone had defiled my favorite stall with the longest pubic hair in the free world. I mean how do you not know you've left something like that behind? I know we criticize men for not putting the seat down, but come on ladies-we ARE supposed to be cleaner than this! I mean, this was no ordinary hair it was Sasquatch hair. So not only can I NOT sit down to use the stall, I couldn't even straddle it or hover because I am almost certain this hair would have wrapped around my leg and pulled me in.
This forces me to have to wrap an entire roll of toilet paper in a ball and shove this Sasquatch in to the bowl, flushed, never to be seen again. And why me? Why do I have to clear the landing zone? Why can't other people just do a spot check before exiting the stall? GROSS!!!!
Ladies, take note: I don't care how much YOU like it, NO ONE else wants to sit on your Sasquatch.
Show you care, contain your hair!
Blek!!!
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