Ponderings while pumping (the at work edition) 2:35

So, I hurt my toe today. Punctured with a piece of metal. I was so scared it was ripped it off I could barely look. So after I cleaned it up, I realized it was just a deep puncture. But wait! What if it could get infected? What if it had had to removed? How could I ever wear flips flops without having one constantly fly off??