Friday, June 1, 2012
R.I.P. Chivalry 1:15 am
Pumping and trying to thaw out. I woke up to pump (after falling asleep on the couch) and was freezing cold. I glanced over at my hubby who was curled up asleep on the other couch. He was all snuggled in with a big cozy blanket. Sleeping, warm and safe. With a big ol content grin on his face. I woke him up and told him to get in bed, that I would pump and be there shortly. On his way to bed he throws the blanket my way letting me know he was done. I felt like Joe Dirt did-eating an apple core for lunch and having someone pass gas in my face after they were all done with it! Chivalry is DEAD!
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I am laughing so hard!!! Chivalry dies after the ring goes on the finger. They've got ya then - no need to further impress!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha! For real! It's all a big trick!!!
DeleteHow do I follow you? I've been trying to figure that out!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...not sure what to think about this. I don't think chivalry is the ONLY thing that dies after the ring goes on the finger! But, because I am a GENTLEMAN, I'll not discuss that further here. However, I'll note that lack of mention of the times she has received flowers for no reason, or how I always use the soup spoons so she'll always have the small spoons to eat with, OR how no matter what time of the day or night or what circumstances whatsoever that I think she is the most beautiful woman that I've ever layed eyes on.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I'm not sure WHAT else could have died considering I have been pregnant for the last FIVE years!! Just goes to show what is first and foremost in your mind, but since I am a LADY, I won't! Thank you for proving my point, it stands... RIP CHIVALRY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's cause I'm a Ninja!
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